Colon Hydrotherapy Deals in Chicago
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When toxins become entrenched in the body, they corrupt its vital organs and start replacing blood cells with their extended family of rat poisons. Purge the system with this Groupon. $45 for Colon Hydrotherapy Session ($90 Value) Recline on the LIBBE open-system table and relax as purified water flows into the colon through a sterile tube no wider than a tulip stem. This gentle current purges the lower bowels of toxins, improves peristalsis, and hydrates the body from the inside out.
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Cleansing your inner-workings is part of regular maintenance, like hosing down your car's engine or yelling at your cat until he coughs up every last half-digested crayon. Feel empty inside—the good kind—with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $45 for a colon-hydrotherapy session (up to a $90 value) $144 for a colon-hydrotherapy session and a thyroid obesity blood test and detox panel (a $474 value) During the 30- to 40-minute colon-hydrotherapy session, a hydrotherapist washes the colon with warm, purified water. The water simultaneously loosens fecal matter and stimulates peristalsis to flush waste from the system. The thyroid obesity blood ...
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$59 for Colon Hydrotherapy with a Consultation ($120 Value) During a colon-hydrotherapy treatment, a clinician introduces warm, filtered water into the large intestine to soften and loosen embedded waste material and toxins, encouraging the body to flush them out through natural elimination. The spa’s closed-system machine uses a gravity-based method as a secondary means to help regulate natural peristalsis.
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Massages can keep your muscles relaxed and stress levels so low that you can catch an arrow in your hands, assuming the arrow is gently tossed to you. Get zen with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $115 for a 5-hour Journey spa package (a $250 total value) Hydrotherapy steam bath detoxifies the body and stimulates blood circulation (a $25 value) Herbal massage blends Swedish massage techniques with choice of aromatherapy scent (a $60 value) Soft pack exfoliates the skin with herbal scrub and steam (a $35 value) Spa pedicure with callus treatment and leg exfoliation (a $45 value) Facial ...
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Your fave quote of all time comes from the Dalai Lama: "Approach lunch and cooking with reckless abandon." Accctually, it's LOVE and cooking. But no biggie—we've got Loot to help you approach your recovery. We're offering a colonic at the Colon Clinic & Wellness Center for $45 (reg. $90). Add on an ionic foot bath or cupping for $59 total (reg. $140). Chat with an experienced practitioner before you get started. Then lay on a table as a disposable tube (with separate inflow and outflow) is gently inserted. Your abdomen will be massaged as the water from the inflow tube helps the body release waste through the outflow tube, taking with it toxins, excess fats, harmful bacteria, and parasites. There's little discomfort, and you'll be left with clearer skin, shinier hair, less bloating, and better digestion. For the ionic foot bath, your feetsies will soak in water as an undetectable electrical current passes through, ridding your body of toxins and improving circulation. Opt for cupping and heated glass suction cups are placed on the skin to accomplish the same result. Sooo, is careful abandon a thing?
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