Marietta Wellness Center Coupons and Deals
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Cleansing your inner-workings is part of regular maintenance, like hosing down your car's engine or yelling at your cat until he coughs up every last half-digested crayon. Feel empty inside—the good kind—with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35 for one colon-hydrotherapy session (up to a $75 value) $95 for three colon-hydrotherapy sessions (up to a $215 value) During each 45-minute cleansing session, clients lie on the Colenz open-system treatment table and relax as warm water bathes the entire length of their lower intestines, washing away build-up toxins as it goes. Though Marietta Wellness Center sometimes offers a discounted price ...
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If you're feeling like your body's out of balance, restore order by enjoying colon hydrotherapy inside the ultra-private Marietta Wellness Center, located in the Windy Hill Village Shopping Center: • $35 ($75 value) for one 45-minute session • $95 ($215 value) for three 45-minute sessions • Features a refreshing stream of warm water • Could flush debris from your body
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Okay, people. We’re just going to be really upfront and adult about this particular deal. No snickering, giggling or guffawing allowed. Because while we know some of the less mature shoppers out there might find this laugh worthy, we also know that you, our more serious and discerning consumers, can handle a mature discussion about having a big blast of water shot up your heinie hole. There! We said it! And you know what? We’re not ashamed. That’s because colon hydrotherapy really works! Also referred to as colon irrigation, high enemas or colon therapy, colon hydrotherapy is simply the infusion of temperature-controlled filtered water into the colon using a small nozzle inserted directly into the you-know-what. Sounds like fun, right?? Here’s the best part: colon hydrotherapy is really good for you. A single session can help eliminate impacted waste products from your digestive system and leave you feeling like a brand new person, all flushed out and ready to rock. Now, let’s get to the bottom of this deal, shall we? With this offer, you can pay just $37 to get yourself a complete 45-minute colon detox session at Marietta Wellness Center that’d normally run you $75. Your colon is a magical and mysterious place where a host of good bacteria hang out that help synthesize vitamins and absorb water into the body. But like any waste management system, it can also get a bit...backed up. Don’t let this happen to you! Grab this offer and get down to Marietta Wellness Center today for a good ol’ fashioned cleanse of your downstairs plumbing
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