"Grouchy Turtle" Coupons and Deals
Why You Should Go: Sea turtles are only meant to spend a fraction of their lives on land, so sandy species can get very grouchy. Go off shore with Grouchy Turtle, Miami’s premiere catamaran touring company that boasts day and night tours, a live-in captain, and lots of happy turtles. What You Can Choose: $60 for a three-hour catamaran charter tour for one ($137 value) $399 for a three-hour kayak tour for four ($825 value) $500 for a one-day catamaran adventure for six ($1000 value) What You Should Know: Catamaran tours offers gorgeous views and sea-riding adventures, and the top-of-the-line kayak tours give rowers glimpses of Miami’s water-dwellers and wildlife. Captain Chris has been living aboard his trusty vessel, the Grouchy Turtle for quite some time now, which comfortably fits up to 6 for day trips and can sleep up to 2 overnight. The 33.5” Gemini 105M deftly traverses deep and shallow waters alike, and would prefer to be waterlocked forever.
Your car can get you to a few of Miami's scenic spots, but you'll need to trade those wheels in for a sail to experience the hottest sunset views the city has to offer. Unless your ride is more buoyant than it looks, put it in park and take to the seas with today's deal from Grouchy Turtle Charters: Pay $29 (regularly $60) for a two-hour sunset sailing cruise, or pay $149 (regularly $350) for a 90-minute private boat ride for up to six people. Round up your boarding party, head down to the Sea Isle Marina on North Bayshore Drive, and cast off -- spend two hours at sea and take in the sunset, or get adventurous and plan your own 90-minute maritime excursion. Either way, you'll enjoy the ride aboard a 34-foot luxury catamaran helmed by experienced captain Chris Gruno. Grab this deal and see the sights -- before it disappears below deck.
Sailors learn to be experts at knot tying, from securing the vessel with a tight anchor hitch to securing the captain after he succumbs to madness and tries to eat his own hook hand. This Groupon is a mutinous bounty. Choose Between Two Options $115 for a three-hour catamaran charter for two (a $275 value) $399 for a three-hour catamaran charter for six (an $825 value) All charters depart at either 10 a.m. or 2 p.m. from Sea Isle Marina and traverse the Miami area or the Florida Keys. Grouchy Turtle After Captain Chris Gruno escaped the chilly breeze blowing ...