Colon Clinic & Wellness Center Coupons and Deals
Your fave quote of all time comes from the Dalai Lama: "Approach lunch and cooking with reckless abandon." Accctually, it's LOVE and cooking. But no biggie—we've got Loot to help you approach your recovery. We're offering a colonic at the Colon Clinic & Wellness Center for $45 (reg. $90). Add on an ionic foot bath or cupping for $59 total (reg. $140). Chat with an experienced practitioner before you get started. Then lay on a table as a disposable tube (with separate inflow and outflow) is gently inserted. Your abdomen will be massaged as the water from the inflow tube helps the body release waste through the outflow tube, taking with it toxins, excess fats, harmful bacteria, and parasites. There's little discomfort, and you'll be left with clearer skin, shinier hair, less bloating, and better digestion. For the ionic foot bath, your feetsies will soak in water as an undetectable electrical current passes through, ridding your body of toxins and improving circulation. Opt for cupping and heated glass suction cups are placed on the skin to accomplish the same result. Sooo, is careful abandon a thing?
When toxins become entrenched in the body, they corrupt its vital organs and start replacing blood cells with their extended family of rat poisons. Purge the system with this Groupon. $45 for Colon Hydrotherapy Session ($90 Value) Recline on the LIBBE open-system table and relax as purified water flows into the colon through a sterile tube no wider than a tulip stem. This gentle current purges the lower bowels of toxins, improves peristalsis, and hydrates the body from the inside out.
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