5 Elements Wellness Center Coupons and Deals

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Ancient Egyptians proved the power of body wraps to make subjects appear more mysterious and shapely with little effort. Instafirm perfects the process for optimal results, transforming your body without removing any organs. With experience in sushi, cigars, and transporting area rugs from here to there, the friendly rolling experts at 5 Elements Wellness Center will measure you and snugly drape your body in a warm blanket of bandages soaked in a mineral-rich solution. Unlike passive wraps that just dehydrate you, the wrap works with your body to achieve a thinner appearance and to smooth out cellulite and stretch marks. An hour of light exercise can also be coupled to throw unneeded flab and slack out the window into oncoming traffic. Armed with futuristic inch-shaving powers, the skilled technicians will wrap your body, wrap your heart, and rap you any songs from the Beastie Boys breakthrough album, Paul's Boutique. Call to make your appointment. Valid for new customers only.